Laundry Jokes

Close up of hanging clothespins next to a crimson block with white text that reads 5 clean laundry jokes

Like doing the dishes, laundry is one of those household chores with which you’re never truly done! In honor of National Humor Month, we decided to gather up some of the best laundry-related jokes to make the chore a bit less of a bore. Go ahead and procrastinate folding your clothes by reading some of our clean jokes.

Questions

  1. Question: How much fun is washing your clothes?
    1. Answer: Loads.
  2. Question: What happened to the leopard that fell into the washing machine?
    1. Answer: He came out spotless.

One-Liners

  1. Wouldn’t it be SO nice if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle-free…. and three sizes smaller?
  2. Don’t you just love those 12 seconds when all the laundry is done?
  3. Sometimes I feel like throwing in the towel. But you know what that means… more laundry!

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